It feels like I’ve been waiting a looong time for Minigore to go up for sale at the App Store. Now it’s here, and I can honestly report that it’s just as undeniably awesome as I had hoped it would be.
If you have an affinity for either super-cute stuff or super-fun stuff (and most of us are partial to things with at least one of those qualities), I have no doubt that you’re going to fall in love with Minigore. Hell, I was down on one knee after I saw this video – before I had even played the game.
You’re John Gore, and somehow you find yourself alone as the only square-skulled human on a luscious, 3-D landscape that’s littered with ferocious monsters. The name of the horrible beasts? Furries. They come in three sizes, have an unquenchable thirst for blood, and are downright adorable. Minigore is a traditional survival shooter when you boil it down. Furries chase you all over the environment, and you stay alive as long as possible by running backwards and blowing their salivating heads off. Bigger furries split into smaller ones when you put them down, so make sure you finish the job. Your machine gun’s loaded with infinite ammo, but you can pick up other sweet weapons for a momentary boost in firepower. For a real bloodbath though, collect three clovers – you won’t be disappointed.
Boasting a superbly simple control scheme, sublime voice acting and a thrillingly anxious soundtrack, Minigore really is the whole package. Most importantly though, the addictive nature of its gameplay makes it just about impossible to put down. Surrender your dollar, switch on expert mode, and cancel your plans for the rest of the day – your phone will be in your hands, but you’re gonna be out of reach.
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